Why teachers drink

That cheque to Verizon is priceless!

Quoted from machine.slave

That cheque to Verizon is priceless!

Hard to read the last part, but assuming that the sequence approaches zero, the sum of the series is less than 1, so the cheque amount is over $535.   That's a pretty expensive phone bill.  No wonder he/she is pissed.

not too sure about the calculus but what does "e" denote?

I think the spring one is related to Force= Mass x Acceleration where acceleration is g, zero friction, force is the resistance of the spring vs dropping weight.

Who am I kidding, I havent got a fu&^#ng clue!

Very funny!

Quoted from wbradley

not too sure about the calculus but what does "e" denote?

The letter between d and f...Dah !



Okay, here's some pleasure reading:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_(mathematical_constant)

The elephant is great, but you have to assume that it's spherical.

Hilarious!

Thanks ALOT Glen...now I'm gonna have to smoke some grass to counter all that learnding...yes I said learnding


Stan

Calculus.....oh I remember that class....its when we used to go behind the gym and get stoned!

It's a wonder students don't drink.

What a dumb a** question to ask if something moves after it's come to a "rest". "It's at rest a-hole; by definition it has stopped moving."

Likely would have been my answer regardless of knowing what they were looking for. It's no wonder I ended up spending so much time sitting in front of the VP.

man ..tears looking at that elephant!