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Just thought I would post a funny one, especially for our TO chapter.

Enjoy!




The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart







50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg


-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup


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-38 here this morning............-48 with the windchill


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Quoted from Sparky

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup



Someday it might happen..........not sure if it will be in my lifetime, but my hope is purely based on the laws of probability.


It has been scientifically proven that light is faster than sound. That is why some people seem brilliant........until they open their mouth!






         
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Written by a Montrealler. At least Torontonians are smart enough to know you can't go below -273 degrees Celcius (0 degrees Kelvin) or absolute zero.



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Quoted from Sparky
  The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

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OH to DREAM!!.......aahhhhhh!   I just cant wait to experience it on colour television!  
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Written by a Montrealler. At least Torontonians are smart enough to know you can't go below -273 degrees Celcius (0 degrees Kelvin) or absolute zero.


You can't go below absolute zero and the Leafs cannot win the Stanley Cup, makes sense to me!


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Someday it might happen..........not sure if it will be in my lifetime, but my hope is purely based on the laws of probability.


That's what the Cubs fans tell themselves every year...


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-28..... it's nicer TODAY.... but yesterday was just not..... normal.



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