>> A crusty  old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and
>> heads into the grill room.
>> As he  passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the
>> bar
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>>
>>
>>
>> COLD BEER: $2.00
>> HAMBURGER: $2.25
>> CHEESEBURGER:  $2.50
>> CHICKEN SANDWICH :  $3.50
>> HAND JOB: $50.00
>>
>>
>> Checking  his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old
>> golfer
>> walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive
>> female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled
>> golfers.
>>
>>
>>
>> She glides down behind the bar to the old  golfer.
>> "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help  you?"
>>
>>
>>
>> The  old golfer leans over the bar, "I was wondering, young lady," he
>> whispers, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?  "
>> She  looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs:
>> "Yes Sir , I sure am"
>>
>>
>>
>> The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,
>>
>> "Well, wash your hands real F#@*#@# good, cause I want a  cheeseburger."
>>

good one!!

HA!

I just mailed this one around the office - classic.