Well, when I'm not busy time traveling, I revisit old T.V show theme songs and create new lyrics.
I'm sure you all remember this one from a few weeks ago.


SANFORD & SON, THE ALTERNATE THEME SONG.
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Roll tape...
Cue music:
http://www.timvp.com/sanford.html

Cue singers:

Fred, he's an old man, and his yard is full of junk.
And his son Lamont, well, he is just a punk.
Come on over and make a good deal or two.
Oh ya, Make a good deal or two.

O.K, now give me 6 bars with just music.
Good... Good.
Annnd, Cue singers.

Now old man Grady, he is sure to come on by.
He's a nice man, and hardly ever tells a lie.
Well, to be truthful to you, maybe just a few.
Oh ya, heck maybe more that just a few.

Bubba & Rollo, we don't remember what they do.
But if we think hard, we're sure to get the news.
Ya that's it, we think they sell cool shoes.
Oh ya, cool shoes.

Aunt Ester, man that woman is a pain.
You can trust us, she really drives poor Fred insane.
Hey Elizabeth, Fred is comin home to you.
Oh ya, coming home to you.

Like we said, Fred's yard is full of junk.
But it's the good kind, and it hardly ever stunk.
Come on over and make a good deal or two.
Oh ya, Make a good deal or two.

Excellent! Cut & print...
O.K everybody, that's a wrap, see you all tomorrow.
Please turn the lights off on your way out.
Thank-you, and goodnight.
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Ya I thought you wouldn't.
Well JD challenged me to do another one for Rockford Files.
(so you can all blame him for this stupid post!)

The result is not quite a full blown song but a voice over that I feel matches the rythm of the music quite well... I suppose you could try singing it but please don't blame me if you hurt yourself.
Anyways here it is, in all of it's sleep deprived glory.


ROCKFORD FILES VOICE OVER VERSION 1
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[Roll AU format answering machine clip]
http://www.thesandbox.net/arm/rockford/multimedia/index.html

[Begin MP3 format music & cue voice over]
Hey Jim Rockford, where the hell have you been?

Are you still living in your trailer down on the beach, where the girls, surf, sun & sand are always within your reach?

Do you still remember about that time in jail� When I saved you from those good ole� boys and you said that you would always owe me one?

[Cut to a jail flash back & cover with a 4 bar guitar riff]
[Get ready and�..]

[Cue voice over]
Oh ya my brother from another mother I bet you do, sure you do.
Well now it�s time to pay me back and I�m coming right over to collect.
So you better be there when I arrive or there will be hell to pay, oh ya hell to pay, and that�s a fact!
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Hey, I never said I was any good at it!
Well fine, be like that!
Maybe I'll just go somewhere else where a person with my talents will be appreciated..

No, no... Don't start appologising now, It's too late for that.
You know what, I think you're right... It'll be best if we just take some time apart to see other groups... Then we can better understand our relationship.

Please, don't cry... It's not you, it's me. I just need some time to myself.
What?... oh sure, I'll call you every week... No I don't need your number a friendship like ours is larger than any number. Numbers will just hold us back! We have to look beyond numbers! Mere numbers cannot begin to express this special time we've had together.

Don't look back, just go... go...
Geez would you just go already! I've got to get some sleep here.
You selfish bastards! stop reading!... I'm going to stop typing you know.
Stop reading... Don't you have a life?... OK fine I'm stoping, you were warned...


What, you're still here? WTF is your malfuction!
Just leave me alone!.... please... I just want to go to bed.
Alright, enough already... this is getting silly, one of us has to leave.
And if you're not mature enough to go then i will!

This conversation is over!
Adam

Quoted from goodicksa

This conversation is over!
Adam

if you ever want to leave the minors and see your name on the marquis; gracing the limelight of adoring fans, it will require a rendition for Simon & Simon Lyrics. Yes, there were a few episodes with lyrics and the mariachi band in the first season before they switched to the more catchier theme we all know and love..

Quoted from takochef

if you ever want to leave the minors and see your name on the marquis; gracing the limelight of adoring fans, it will require a rendition for Simon & Simon Lyrics. Yes, there were a few episodes with lyrics and the mariachi band in the first season before they switched to the more catchier theme we all know and love..

Is that a challenge?

BTW, If you try real hard, you will be able to sing the Rockford Files theme...
It just takes some warm-up and stretching of the larynx to do it.

Happy singing
Adam

Quoted from goodicksa

I'm sure you all remember this one from a few weeks ago.

  yep,  i still remeber and still am laughing.  rockford was ok.  here is a easy one to put words too.  The Little House on the Prairie would be easy and kind of weird(i hope).  that was a reply from my sister when i forward her your new words for sanford & son...
   keep up the good work.  i mean, keep on wasting time...  

Man good thing I didn't stay up last night signed into msn, I am sure you would have tried singing it all to me  

You are a creative dude though. You should work somewhere to utilize these skills.....Canadian Idol material maybe  

BZM

Quoted from BattlezoneMan

Man good thing I didn't stay up last night signed into msn, I am sure you would have tried singing it all to me  

Oh thanks BZM...
Why not make me sound like a complete nutbar while you're at it.

Adam

Quoted from takochef

if you ever want to leave the minors and see your name on the marquis; gracing the limelight of adoring fans, it will require a rendition for Simon & Simon Lyrics. Yes, there were a few episodes with lyrics and the mariachi band in the first season before they switched to the more catchier theme we all know and love..

Ask and ye shall receive... Albeit 2 years late but hey it's not like I'm getting paid so what do you want for nothing.

Cue music..
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=IDhz_mVcVCQ

And lets begin...
Living free, out on the town.
We got no ladies bringing us down.

Cruise in our car or in a balloon.
We do what we want cause life ends too soon.

We solve some crimes. We help some friends.
We catch the crooks again and again.
We work real hard we never ever sleep.
Ya it kind of sucks man but fun as wild as this never ever comes cheap.

Living free, life on the town.
We’re just trying to not get run down.