My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could
just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear
me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight
attendant replied, without missing a beat,

'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank
you. Tray -up, b****'

Har

hahaha

meh.

That's a lot of typing.

Quoted from wbradley

That's a lot of typing.

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