Most of us collectors are getting a little older and will likely appreciate this email I received:
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were.
When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning....Uphill...Barefoot...BOTH ways. yadda, yadda, yadda
And...I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to laya bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But now that I'm over the ripe old age of forty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.
You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!
And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!
There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!
Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our a**! Nowhere was safe!
There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!
Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!
There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car...We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?
We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!
There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOODNESS !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.
And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360 video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square!
You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... Forever!
And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your a** and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!
There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rats!
And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that! And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!
And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were luckily, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!
See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1970 or any time before!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!
There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!
Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our a**! Nowhere was safe!
Yeah... I love it when a parent reprimands me for spanking my child. Then I turn around and watch THEIR kid thell them to f**k off right in their face. Love it...
There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!
Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!
There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car...We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?
I miss my old twin-tape-deck radio!! Good times making mix tapes!!!
There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOODNESS !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.
This makes me laugh. Parents FREAK OUT today if they don't know where their kids are 24 hours a day. They HAVE to give them cellphones. In fact, you are almost considered a bad parent if you don't! ... smells like 1984... big brother...
We didn't have any fancy PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360 video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square!
You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... Forever!
And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your a** and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!
There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rats!
That old Springsteen song comes to mind... 57 channels and nothin' on... well, I have 400 goddamn channels and I STILL don't find anything on, while as a kid I had 3, maybe 4 channels if the weather was nice and I always found something.
... ah enough. Yes... kids have it easy. I see it when they reach 18-20 today. They expect a high-paying job, a company car and a platinum credit card coming out of high school now... lazy bastards!
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Everything true except the cartoon part. I used to get up at around 6 AM and watch Aquaman and/or Spiderman before school while everyone else in the house slept. Then go home for lunch for Flinstones while I had Kraft Dinner or a sandwich.
Our lives were probably a lot less hectic and we were most likely a lot less overloaded with information than the kids of today. I am sure there will be reprocussions of that health wise for our kids, though I hope not.
And looking at national geographic to get you thrills. Today, teenagers get their thrills from the internet with out even looking for it. Oh BTW this is what a 40+ friend told me , Since I NEVER did this when I was younger
Everything true except the cartoon part. I used to get up at around 6 AM and watch Aquaman and/or Spiderman before school while everyone else in the house slept. Then go home for lunch for Flinstones while I had Kraft Dinner or a sandwich.
Our lives were probably a lot less hectic and we were most likely a lot less overloaded with information than the kids of today. I am sure there will be reprocussions of that health wise for our kids, though I hope not.
After school was GI Joe and Transformers. Astro boy in the morning with Hercules(remember newton? That little bastard was almost annoying as much as Jar Jar)
I feel really old, I remember seeing this email 10 years ago!
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-The Getaway: High Speed II!! -Spider-Man -F-14 Tomcat -Guns N' Roses -Lord of the Rings -Twilight Zone
-Medieval Madness! -Indiana Jones (Williams) -Star Trek: The Next Generation -Champion Pub -Terminator 3 -Congo -Johnny Mnemonic -Tales of the Arabian Nights
If it wasn't for the internet, I wouldn't be trying to fix these old pins and vids. Pinrepair.com, RGP, CGCC and MAACA (of course) are probably the best things that have ever happened to this nutty hobby.
http://www.pinballowners.com/ottogd Pins: Congo - High Speed - Cue Ball Wizard - Spirit - Eye of the Tiger - Quintette - Spectrum - Guys Dolls - Catacomb - Road Kings - Police Force - Cyclone - TX-Sector Vids: Asteroids - Centipede - Galaga - Joust - Ms Pacman - Super Sprint - Atari Cocktail (60-in-1) - Vectrex EM shooter: Midway Gang Busters EM Pitch & Bat: Upper Deck Slot: IGT 'M' Progressive ('86)
Everything true except the cartoon part. I used to get up at around 6 AM and watch Aquaman and/or Spiderman before school while everyone else in the house slept. Then go home for lunch for Flinstones while I had Kraft Dinner or a sandwich.
Yep, that was pretty much the routine. Flintstones on a black and white "portable" TV sitting on the kitchen fridge. WTF was portable about something with a tube?
Everything true except the cartoon part. I used to get up at around 6 AM and watch Aquaman and/or Spiderman before school while everyone else in the house slept. Then go home for lunch for Flinstones while I had Kraft Dinner or a sandwich.
Our lives were probably a lot less hectic and we were most likely a lot less overloaded with information than the kids of today. I am sure there will be reprocussions of that health wise for our kids, though I hope not.
Wow.I used to ride my bike home from school every day to watch the Flintstones.I guess I'm not the only one!
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Gone-Pioneer Projects- Space Odyssey 1961 Seeburg jukebox Williams Color Hi Dolly Gladiator
Astro boy in the morning with Hercules(remember newton?
Yeah, even as a kid I found him annoying as hell saying everything twice.
Most cheap production award has to go to Rocket Robin Hood. Every 5 minutes they would re-run that tune sequence to fill time. They animated about 1 frame per second of just the guys mouth moving and reused stock footage constantly. Although I was just a kid I knew it was a POS.