Quoted from Spacecadet28

Ok, I have an idea!  Lets do a big shlong contest...  The one with the longest and thickest shlong gets the cab?

This is getting to be F#@*#@# ridiculous,,,

Marty

I win! Gimme the cab!     

To quote Steve Stiffler from American Pie:

"Hey ladies, my private is 11 inches... all around... think about it!"

The Show: The Simpsons
The Episode: Who shot Mr. Burns (1)
The scene: Crusty the clown Returns from his vacation just as Mr. Burns blocks out the sun over Springfield.

[Crusty exits his Limo] Hey everybody, I just got back from a week in Vegas... Did I miss anything, Uua-ha-ha-hua-ha.

He is met by angry townspeople, many of whom are holding guns.

[Crusty on the steps of city hall] Uuugghh, nevermind.

And what did everyone else do tonight?
I went to a UFC fight night at my friends house but it sounds like there was more action here.

Adam

wow.    found the nasty side of this site.  about time.  all wishy washy and nice.   finally a place to swear.
  f*** fuckedy f*** f*** f***


   good to hear that tito and shamrock fight is back on.