Hey Steve, you know that member who sold you that thing that didn't work....well, I would suggest nobody buys anything from him again. I think I'll PM Ian about this.....
Also, brown cows do give brown milk, spaghetti grows on trees, and when making a funny face, if you get slapped on the back, it stays that way forever...this is just science guys, jezzzz!
Oh yeah, and Mr. Lurking Cadet, welcome to finally posting on the group.....you seem to be making friends already with your constructive criticism. Good job! Take a chill pill, relax, enjoy the witty banter, and turn that frown upside-down....its only pinball!
So to be fair, I did not read all of this I got bored half way through... But after re-reading the other half, he make a good point, him types way gooder english than me but I bet I gots a better rememory
I've been lurking on MAACA for a while now. Overall, I'm happy to have this forum available (as opposed to RGP) for (somewhat) local pinball talk. But, I think posters should do some things better. Note these are my _OPINIONS_ and I'd rather not argue about it. Don't PM me. Don't PM Sparky. I'd prefer you read my suggestions, and if you agree with them, make sure you're not part of the problem from now on.
1) Posting in the wrong spot. There is a "Pins only" forum, and yet most of the conversation on the general "MAACA Forum and Chat" is about pins. Huh?
2) Hijacked threads. Everyone knows what these are. Why not start a new thread rather than getting too far off topic, because this leads to....
3) Unanswered questions. When someone asks if anyone's dealt with SRG Enterprises (for example), responding with "my second cousin once thought about buying a game from him" is not useful. A recommendation based on personal experience is being requested. If you have one, give it. If not, keep quiet. When asked how to enter diagnostics mode on a System 11B, "look in the manual" is not useful. Write something that will help the original poster. Otherwise, we get....
4) Run-on threads. I think the number of replies in a thread should be limited. There aren't usually 50+ useful points to make on a specific topic. But there often are this many replies, most of which are....
5) One-line responses. I suppose there's a time and place for everything, and I do appreciate brevity. But I don't want to see everyone and his dog chime in with the cockiest comment he can think of at the time. I suggest waiting ten minutes before reading any thread and replying. And also, how about no more...
6) "PM sent". What does this accomplish? It should be obvious by now that response order is meaningless in trying to snag a deal. Simply send the PM. Or phone. Or use Morse code or smoke signals or whatever. I don't want to know you're trying to communicate.
7) Bad pictures. If I'm going to consider buying a game without seeing it first, I'm interested in things like wear on the playfield. How can I see this from a picture of the whole playfield taken from 4 feet away? Why not take close-ups of the high-wear areas like the return lanes or between the slingshots (unless you have something to hide, which is my immediate assumption).
"Wanted to buy", with no qualifications. What does WTB mean on its own? My opinion: nothing at all. If you're selling a game and see my WTB post, do you contact me first? Nope. Wouldn't it make sense to include what might ruin your interest (WTB within driving distance of Montreal or WTB: GnR, willing to pay up to $4600 etc)? Otherwise people respond (with bad pix) to WTB ads, only to find they've wasted their time. Similar statement for games for sale. Please include whether you're willing to ship so I don't waste your time.
9) Real names. Hi, I'm "nastiupset". Does Terrance now own Adam's TSPP, and is Glen meeting Phil or Claude at the next Starburst auction? Who are these people? Please have mercy on those who aren't members of the Toronto, Ottawa or Montreal pinball leagues.
10) Deals gone bad stories that don't identify participants. Aaaargh, what's the point? If you really want to help and not just look for sympathy, ensure others don't make the same mistake as you. Reputation should mean a lot in this hobby. I'm surprised scammers are still around given how easy it should theoretically be to look up someone's past dealings.
11) No proofreading. Just a pet peeve of mine. Is it two much too ask that chew cheque you're grammar; speeling; and punctuation, before posting?
That's my two cents. Actually, it feels like a few dollars' worth. Keep flippin'!! Well, there it is.
I think this nastiupset is Nasty and Upset for a reason.......maybe he should tell us why. Oh and for your information.....there is only one rule here: PM to Sparky! Otherwise it is all fun, just like pinball.
It has been scientifically proven that light is faster than sound. That is why some people seem brilliant........until they open their mouth!
Never confuse boredom with ADD, it can lead to..... what were we saying about those cows?
Just to stray really off topic, but kinda stay on topic at the same time....Did you know that cow tipping is an urban myth. Anyone who has told you they went cow tipping, and was successful, is lying.
Firstly, cows are natures prey....they will hear the drunk giggling idiot coming to push them over, and run away.
Second, cows are really really really heavy, and have a steady stance...you would need quite a few people to push it over.
Third, due to the cows massive weight, if you were successful in tipping it over, you would crush it ribs, and kill it.
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I don't want to discourage any new members, especially those that POST, rather than LURK. So, feel free to make your presence known...What a way to start out, ranting.
I`m the first to admit I lurked for about 5 seconds and started firing my mouth off incessantly. But you know what, its a free world. When you get out of line people will tell you here, believe me.
Anyway, we are all friendly at MAACA for the most part and flaming is an extremely uncommon practice. I have had the good fortune of meeting a lot of awesome people from here face to face as well.
So, my friend from donair land, welcome. Feel free to unload on us and we will tolerate you for now. I commend you on how structured you are in airing your grievances. Please be warned, just because Bubbles, Julian and Ricky f#%&@d up Sunnydale doesnt mean you, Randy or Mr. Leahy can take away our fun.
Also, you shoud be aware that Ian (Sparky) should be referred to as ``the creator`` by all new members. Or,``the creature`.
Just to stray really off topic, but kinda stay on topic at the same time....Did you know that cow tipping is an urban myth. Anyone who has told you they went cow tipping, and was successful, is lying.
Firstly, cows are natures prey....they will hear the drunk giggling idiot coming to push them over, and run away.
Second, cows are really really really heavy, and have a steady stance...you would need quite a few people to push it over.
Third, due to the cows massive weight, if you were successful in tipping it over, you would crush it ribs, and kill it.
Actually it's really possible but the top secret technique is only taught in vet school. Of course a good dose of IV drugs and a rope helps
They also teach you how to use a very long glove in vet school.............but I won't even go there ........
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"Wanted to buy", with no qualifications. What does WTB mean on its own? My opinion: nothing at all. If you're selling a game and see my WTB post, do you contact me first? Nope. Wouldn't it make sense to include what might ruin your interest (WTB within driving distance of Montreal or WTB: GnR, willing to pay up to $4600 etc)? Otherwise people respond (with bad pix) to WTB ads, only to find they've wasted their time. Similar statement for games for sale. Please include whether you're willing to ship so I don't waste your time.
but the top secret technique is only taught in vet school. 
Of course a good dose of IV drugs and a rope helps 
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