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Get your T-shirt today, many still available! contact Sparky for them... he needs the love anyways!

That's right JD... These shirts are great!

Their Ultra Cotton TM construction makes them the perfect companion for all your extreme outdoor activities... Sizes are cut generously and are guaranteed not to slow you down, perfect for those speedy getaways from irate park attendants.
Not only that but the vibrant logo on the back is been scientifically designed to cause confusion in your pursuers and give you those precious extra seconds head start.

But that's not all! What's the one downfall of all your existing clothes? That's right, they need to be washed. Not these shirts, now for a limited time only, JD will include with the MAACA logo application a special additive that repels dirt & stains. It really works! Many of the test shirts sold in the past years have still not required laundering...
How is that possible you ask? Our scientists at MAACA laboratories have worked hard to develop a space age compound that, when in contact with human sweat, produces a chemical reaction more powerful than soap.
This �Ever Clean� TM reaction creates fine droplets of cleansing moisture, which have been shown in laboratory tests to break down common household stains. The more you sweat the more you clean; how simple is that!
After the cleaning process is completed the garment will only require a light rinse with a fermented hops based liquid and then be left to dry in cool damp location such as the bottom of a laundry hamper.
Sounds cool right? Damn straight! But there's more. Not only has you shirt been cleansed but it also has a new vibrant bouquet. Yes it's true, our scientists have thought of everything. Busy people like us are always one the go. Whether it be going to a meeting, playing in a tournament or just rushing out the door to beat our fellow collectors to a good deal. The last thing we have time for is applying deodorant. Well now you never have to worry about that ever again! Just put on your �Ever Clean� TM shirt and you're instantly ready for your next adventure.
But don�t just take my word for it let�s hear some testimonials from past happy buyers.

J*** D******** says�.In past meetings I never got my fair share at the snack table. Buy the time I got there the vultures had finished all the good grub.
Well not anymore, now with my new �Ever Clean� TM shirt people see me for the �take no prisoners� type of guy that I am and clear the way for me. I�ve never eaten so much free food� Thank you MAACA, I�ll wear my �Ever Clean� TM shirt forever.

I** F********* says�My tournament play used to suck. It still does but now with the over powering fragrance from my �Ever Clean� TM shirt my opponents just wilt.
I�ve won $15.49 from my last 3 tournaments alone! I�m now considering quitting my job and joining the Tunisian professional Pinball team. I owe it all to MAACA and my �Ever Clean� TM shirt!

A**** C******** says�Before, I seldom got deals on Arcade games. Now with my new �Ever Clean� TM shirt on I get all the deals I can handle. I�m setting the prices and making a killing! Seller�s now fear me and many are off loading their collections at fire sale prices on Ebay just to avoid my powerful buying tactics. Thanks MAACA I can hardly wait for your new �Ever Clean� TM line of pants and hoodies.

There you go folks, get them now while supplies last. At these prices they�re not going to be around very long.

Disclaimer: All testimonials were from paid customers your results may vary.
Also, prolonged exposure to �Ever Clean� TM solvents have been proven to produce the following side effects in laboratory tests:
Ring rot, Toe jam, Body fungus, mild zombification, Bloodshot eyes, discolored urine, Tooth decay, Hairy back syndrome, sever halitosis, sinus congestion, ringing in ears, night sweats, flu, shin splints, hammer toes, flat feet, sore back, ability to see into the 5th dimension, cradle cap, runny nose, dry nose, chest congestion, sever bad attitude, Body fungus (we listed this one twice cause it was just that bad!), mild political correctness, repellancy towards the opposite sex.