Today was my first day at work after a three week holiday. Whew, I can't tell you how glad I am to once again be indoors and protected from the sun's harmful rays... NOT! Actually I'm feeling quite sick but I think it may have more to do with the 'Taco Time' Burritos I had for dinner.
Adam's rule 456 of parenting: If you do not feel like cooking and cannot decide on what to have for dinner, never, I repeat never, let your six year old decide for you.
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I think what's even worse is watching my two year old daughter dip anything and everything in ketchup. Gotta wonder what goes through their minds? Eventually she'll understand that salad dressing is for salad and ketchup is for french fries not the other way around. Can't wait till she's six and she choses what's for dinner. Hopefully her taste buds change by then.
My brother put mustard on absolutely everything til he was 8. Hot dogs, hamburgers, roast beef, spare ribs, steak, pork chops, eggs, bacon, fish, french fries... It was quite the spectacle to watch.
But not as much fun as the time he was sticking corn kernals up his nose at the dinner table... Yup, the little nasal chipmunk managed to get about six of em up there before he ran into trouble. I still remember the trip to the Emergency room to have them removed, thought I was going to bust a gut!... I should call him to see if he still remembers, after all isn't that what big brothers are for?
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The corn kernels has my two year old beat for sure. I guess the moral of the story is to make sure all corn is served on the cob to prevent one from putting the kernels up their nose.
One of the girls at my daughter's day care managed to shove half a crayon up her nose and it got lodged in her sinus cavity. OUCH!
One of the girls at my daughter's day care managed to shove half a crayon up her nose and it got lodged in her sinus cavity. OUCH!
OUCH is right.
Anyone else with a foreign object lodged in a body orifice story... no wait, on second thought I don't want to know, god only knows what you sick people might say ...la la la, I'm not listening, or reading for that matter!
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